Laaaaaaaaazy
Man i'm lazy XD I tried to update last week but as I went to copy it in case the internet went down I accidentally deleted it all (/.\) 30 MINUTES OF HARD WORK WASTED! ;_;! But, might as well start again.
As I sit here watching tv, I notice that almost EVERY rerun show is about CHRISTMAS! It's JULY! Though I don't mind the reruns of Royal Canadian Air Farce. I personally think it's one of the best Canadian shows ever created XD I don't think there's one skit that's not funny it it's entire history. SNL could learn a LOT from this show. Just now, they had a skit mimicing an iPod ad, where a girl's dancing with her iPod and some old lady comes along and smacks her with her purse over the head XD They were advertising "iPop - the preservation of piece and quiet" lol. But now, back to our regular blog programming. Stuff Myloko hates!
So today, Myloko hates:
Old ladies... again!
So, a few weeks ago I was staying over at my grandmothers house while my parents went up north for the weekend and, as you all know, old ladies like to wake up at the CRACK OF DAWN! So guess who has to wake up at the crack of dawn too? ME! And what does she want to do at the crack of dawn? GO WATER PLANTS AT A CEMETERY! So, she wakes my ass up at 9am after making me stay up until 1:30 to watch the soaps reruns from the day before and obviously, Myloko is tired @_@ So, we drive for 30 minutes and finally reach the cemetary. But for some ungody reason, it's BLAZINGLY hot and its not even 10am @_@
So, I crutch out of the car, walk through a few rows and find my great grandparent's grave. So, I yell back to my grandmother at the car that I found it... and she yells back to me not to yell in a cemetary... touche. So, I sit down on the grave beside my grandparents so that my grandmother has room to work to avoid being trampled on... but that didn't really work. I still had dirt flung at me. So, as one chunk hits me, I said "crappy dirt." What does my grandmother say? She says "DON'T F-CKIN' SWEAR IN A CEMETERY!"... touche.
So, after a while, she finally finishes digging, watering, and whatever else she was doing to make a mess. So, as we're driving out of the cemetery my grandmother notices another old lady at another grave who just happened to have a stroke of genius. The other old lady brought her own hose to hook up to one of the taps. As we're driving by, my grandmother says "That lady's taking up the water for everyone else!"... even though there was another tap not even 10 feet away. So what does she do? She gets out of the car, takes her watering can out of her trunk, walks up to that old lady and asks her to fill up her wateringcan. So what does she do with all of that water? SHE STARTS WATERING RANDOM PEOPLE'S GRAVES WITH IT!
Once she finishes, walks back to the car and we start driving again. My grandmother has to make sure that she runs over the old lady's hose though. So, as we're driving out, she's going on and on and ON about rude that lady was to being taking other people's water like that. Fearing for my life, I agree with her saying, "yeah, that lady shouldn't have brough her crappy hose." And AGAIN, she yells at me for swearing. But then what does she do? SHE ASKS ME WHO TAUGHT ME SUCH BAD LANGUAGE LIKE THAT! ._. Old ladies are scaaaaaary.
As I sit here watching tv, I notice that almost EVERY rerun show is about CHRISTMAS! It's JULY! Though I don't mind the reruns of Royal Canadian Air Farce. I personally think it's one of the best Canadian shows ever created XD I don't think there's one skit that's not funny it it's entire history. SNL could learn a LOT from this show. Just now, they had a skit mimicing an iPod ad, where a girl's dancing with her iPod and some old lady comes along and smacks her with her purse over the head XD They were advertising "iPop - the preservation of piece and quiet" lol. But now, back to our regular blog programming. Stuff Myloko hates!
So today, Myloko hates:
Old ladies... again!
So, a few weeks ago I was staying over at my grandmothers house while my parents went up north for the weekend and, as you all know, old ladies like to wake up at the CRACK OF DAWN! So guess who has to wake up at the crack of dawn too? ME! And what does she want to do at the crack of dawn? GO WATER PLANTS AT A CEMETERY! So, she wakes my ass up at 9am after making me stay up until 1:30 to watch the soaps reruns from the day before and obviously, Myloko is tired @_@ So, we drive for 30 minutes and finally reach the cemetary. But for some ungody reason, it's BLAZINGLY hot and its not even 10am @_@
So, I crutch out of the car, walk through a few rows and find my great grandparent's grave. So, I yell back to my grandmother at the car that I found it... and she yells back to me not to yell in a cemetary... touche. So, I sit down on the grave beside my grandparents so that my grandmother has room to work to avoid being trampled on... but that didn't really work. I still had dirt flung at me. So, as one chunk hits me, I said "crappy dirt." What does my grandmother say? She says "DON'T F-CKIN' SWEAR IN A CEMETERY!"... touche.
So, after a while, she finally finishes digging, watering, and whatever else she was doing to make a mess. So, as we're driving out of the cemetery my grandmother notices another old lady at another grave who just happened to have a stroke of genius. The other old lady brought her own hose to hook up to one of the taps. As we're driving by, my grandmother says "That lady's taking up the water for everyone else!"... even though there was another tap not even 10 feet away. So what does she do? She gets out of the car, takes her watering can out of her trunk, walks up to that old lady and asks her to fill up her wateringcan. So what does she do with all of that water? SHE STARTS WATERING RANDOM PEOPLE'S GRAVES WITH IT!
Once she finishes, walks back to the car and we start driving again. My grandmother has to make sure that she runs over the old lady's hose though. So, as we're driving out, she's going on and on and ON about rude that lady was to being taking other people's water like that. Fearing for my life, I agree with her saying, "yeah, that lady shouldn't have brough her crappy hose." And AGAIN, she yells at me for swearing. But then what does she do? SHE ASKS ME WHO TAUGHT ME SUCH BAD LANGUAGE LIKE THAT! ._. Old ladies are scaaaaaary.
posted by Justine at 1:04 p.m.
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