Barking Mad
You know what? I like animals. 99% of them in fact. I think they're cute, fuzzy, and fun to be with. But you see, I have a problem with 1% of them. And that certain 1% just happens to be in my house, sitting beside me RIGHT now. You know what that is?
Shitzus.
Yes, those "little" dogs that everyone and their MOTHER owns! In my entire life I have NEVER met a smart shitzu. Honestly, I think SPIDERS have a higher IQ! Now, I know some of you may be like "wtf is her problem?" Well, let me explain.
This certain shitzu, lemme call her "D" COUGHDakotaCOUGH happens to be the dog of my sister's friend. And for some ungodly reason, she's here in my house so that she can play with my dog. But guess what, she isn't. My dog's smart and tries to bite her. Personally, I don't like touching her let alone attempt to bite her. She smells like old bacon in her breath, she's dirty, and she's hella heavy to pick up. PLUS, she's the biggest wimp EVER and hides behind people's legs.
Now, if you remember, I had my leg operated on, so I do NOT like a dog jumping up against my VERY sore leg. So, to get rid of her, I decided to go to my room, hop in my bed, and just cuddle in my blankets. But oh no, this "thing" has to go jump onto my bed (God only knows how she does it) and THEN what does she do? SHE STARTS DROOLING ON MY BLANKETS! -_- So what do I do? I do what anyone else would: I shoved that smelly dog off my bed. But what does IT do? It hops RIGHT back on.
Pissed off and annoyed, I leave my room and go sit on the couch. And what the bugger do? IT FOLLOWS ME. And it just HAS to sit RIGHT beside me on the couch too. Pissed off, I just decide to live with it and go grab some apple pie, cause nothing makes you happier than apple pie, or so I thought. While eating my apple pie and watching some Seinfeld (can't go wrong with that combo) my mom comes walking through the door. And, as you all should know, dogs get hyper when someone walks through the door. So, what does the evil dog do? IT RUNS RIGHT THROUGH MY PLATE OF PIE, SQUISHES IT TO MUSH, MUSHES IT ALL OVER ME, AND THEN RUNS OFF -_-
So, there goes a decent day, spoiled by a dog that I can't stand. Why am I always surrounded by things I hate? @_@
Shitzus.
Yes, those "little" dogs that everyone and their MOTHER owns! In my entire life I have NEVER met a smart shitzu. Honestly, I think SPIDERS have a higher IQ! Now, I know some of you may be like "wtf is her problem?" Well, let me explain.
This certain shitzu, lemme call her "D" COUGHDakotaCOUGH happens to be the dog of my sister's friend. And for some ungodly reason, she's here in my house so that she can play with my dog. But guess what, she isn't. My dog's smart and tries to bite her. Personally, I don't like touching her let alone attempt to bite her. She smells like old bacon in her breath, she's dirty, and she's hella heavy to pick up. PLUS, she's the biggest wimp EVER and hides behind people's legs.
Now, if you remember, I had my leg operated on, so I do NOT like a dog jumping up against my VERY sore leg. So, to get rid of her, I decided to go to my room, hop in my bed, and just cuddle in my blankets. But oh no, this "thing" has to go jump onto my bed (God only knows how she does it) and THEN what does she do? SHE STARTS DROOLING ON MY BLANKETS! -_- So what do I do? I do what anyone else would: I shoved that smelly dog off my bed. But what does IT do? It hops RIGHT back on.
Pissed off and annoyed, I leave my room and go sit on the couch. And what the bugger do? IT FOLLOWS ME. And it just HAS to sit RIGHT beside me on the couch too. Pissed off, I just decide to live with it and go grab some apple pie, cause nothing makes you happier than apple pie, or so I thought. While eating my apple pie and watching some Seinfeld (can't go wrong with that combo) my mom comes walking through the door. And, as you all should know, dogs get hyper when someone walks through the door. So, what does the evil dog do? IT RUNS RIGHT THROUGH MY PLATE OF PIE, SQUISHES IT TO MUSH, MUSHES IT ALL OVER ME, AND THEN RUNS OFF -_-
So, there goes a decent day, spoiled by a dog that I can't stand. Why am I always surrounded by things I hate? @_@
posted by Justine at 4:30 p.m.
1 Comments:
Wow, I haven't read a post in so long that screamed for so much "hey, look at me, I'm a woman and I have big breasts" attention.
Stunning. Truly.
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