The Beginning of The End
Welcome to Mylokoville bitches ;) It is I, the mighty and all-powerful Goddess of winking and smiling herself, Myloko... me -_- I've basically made this blog to rant about things that annoy and piss the living hell outta me on a daily basis.
Like c'mon, if NOTHING pisses you off on a daily basis, then you just have problems.
For today's post, I wanna talk about something close to my heart, sort of. I'm talking about my leg.
My left leg was recently operated on a month ago because I had some uber rare "condition" where my knees were bending inwards (go figure, I get all of the weird diseases that no one catches until they need surgery ._.). So basically, they cut open my shin, broke my tibia and fibula (and by broke I mean sawed in half with, I assume, some form of chainsaw-like device), reset them so that I'd be "straightened out" (literally) and THEN they put a metal plate and some screws on it to hold the bones in place while they heal. So basically, I had a man-made broken leg... whoo.
But that isn't the fun part, oh no. The thing that pisses off Myloko today is:
Tylenol 3s
You know, those pills that are supposedly the BEST prescription a doctor can give you for pain? I think they're a horrible tasting placebo. Wait a second... I'm sorry, I just insulted sugar and I like sugar... a lot. So no, they're aren't placebos, they're FREAKIN CRAP FUSED TO LOOK LIKE A LITTLE, ROUND, WHITE THING THAT TASTES WORSE THAN YOUR COUSIN'S BURNT COOKING AND WORKS AS WELL AS A LEAKY PIPE IN YOUR ALREADY FLOODED BASEMENT!
Tylenol 3s are a joke... they:
A) Don't relieve my pain (if you've ever broken a bone, you know what it's like).
B) *Might* (not proven yet) release some pain relief...but by the time that happens I HAVE TO TAKE NEW ONES BECAUSE 6 HOURS HAVE PASSED! And THEN I have to wait ANOTHER 6 hours for a few MINUTES of semi-relief!
c) Could at least make 'em with a fruity coating like Advil so that I don't have to test my gag reflexes every time I swallow one -_-
So please... if you work for the Tylenol Company... kick yourself in the shin... and your co-workers, and your boss, and your company president and all of his buddies who are laughin' it up because they know that their product is a crock.
And why wonder why I still take them and complain even though they don't work? Because honestly, they make me take them >.> Hell dude, if people were threatening to take away YOUR dessert, computer rights, TV, phone and gaming consoles, wouldn't YOU?
Like c'mon, if NOTHING pisses you off on a daily basis, then you just have problems.
For today's post, I wanna talk about something close to my heart, sort of. I'm talking about my leg.
My left leg was recently operated on a month ago because I had some uber rare "condition" where my knees were bending inwards (go figure, I get all of the weird diseases that no one catches until they need surgery ._.). So basically, they cut open my shin, broke my tibia and fibula (and by broke I mean sawed in half with, I assume, some form of chainsaw-like device), reset them so that I'd be "straightened out" (literally) and THEN they put a metal plate and some screws on it to hold the bones in place while they heal. So basically, I had a man-made broken leg... whoo.
But that isn't the fun part, oh no. The thing that pisses off Myloko today is:
Tylenol 3s
You know, those pills that are supposedly the BEST prescription a doctor can give you for pain? I think they're a horrible tasting placebo. Wait a second... I'm sorry, I just insulted sugar and I like sugar... a lot. So no, they're aren't placebos, they're FREAKIN CRAP FUSED TO LOOK LIKE A LITTLE, ROUND, WHITE THING THAT TASTES WORSE THAN YOUR COUSIN'S BURNT COOKING AND WORKS AS WELL AS A LEAKY PIPE IN YOUR ALREADY FLOODED BASEMENT!
Tylenol 3s are a joke... they:
A) Don't relieve my pain (if you've ever broken a bone, you know what it's like).
B) *Might* (not proven yet) release some pain relief...but by the time that happens I HAVE TO TAKE NEW ONES BECAUSE 6 HOURS HAVE PASSED! And THEN I have to wait ANOTHER 6 hours for a few MINUTES of semi-relief!
c) Could at least make 'em with a fruity coating like Advil so that I don't have to test my gag reflexes every time I swallow one -_-
So please... if you work for the Tylenol Company... kick yourself in the shin... and your co-workers, and your boss, and your company president and all of his buddies who are laughin' it up because they know that their product is a crock.
And why wonder why I still take them and complain even though they don't work? Because honestly, they make me take them >.> Hell dude, if people were threatening to take away YOUR dessert, computer rights, TV, phone and gaming consoles, wouldn't YOU?
posted by Justine at 3:22 p.m.
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